Subject: Hi, I'm Bri
Hi, my name is Brian. Whats yours?
Im big into wine. I read a book called "red wine for dummies" so I'm pretty good with it now...I dont like to brag.
I love a good game of poker too!
What do you do for work work-a-holic?
If you want to chat you should message me back.
I look at the small, side profile default pic.
Hmm...this guy looks familiar.
I click on his profile...
HE WORKS WITH ME!!!!!!!!!!
Granted, he's in another department and fairly new to the company, but we have met. We've even had drinks together at an after-work function.
How does he not recognize me!?
Delete.
If something can go wrong on a date, it will go wrong on MY date. I swear these crazy things only happen to me. I decided to venture into the world of online dating. Silly me. Why did I think that people online would be more normal than the whackjobs I meet IRL (In Real Life for you non-cyber folks) ? Below are the emails I've received from some strange, sometimes desperate males, on PlentyOfFish.com and Okcupid.com. I've copied and pasted my replies, as well as my thoughts. Enjoy!Xoxo
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That's hysterical! That also happened to me as well....run don't walk!
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