To Catch a Predator

Subject: heyy
hey hun wats up

I click on GetAtMe's profile.
He's 19.
All set.
I don't want to be on MSNBC's To Catch a Predator anytime soon.

ME: You're a little too young for me. Good luck on here.

GetAtMe: id show u a good time baby

Baby? Who's the baby!? I'm 10 years older than you, kiddo.
You can't even BUY me a drink!

And so, I tell him that.

Me: Good time? You're not even old enough to buy me a drink.

GetAtMe: i could hun ur sexy n beaytiful

Maybe he should lay off the online dating and head back to spelling class.