Subject: Hi
YANKSFAN: oh you fancy huh?
I just shake my head at the computer screen.
Subject: Hi
YANKSFAN: how bout you pop lock and drop it on my face?
This 21 year old who is interested in "sports and beautiful women" sure does act his age.
ME: If you're looking to meet someone you seriously want to date, you shouldn't be sending crude emails such as this.
YANKSFAN: No way baby I get all the horny ones and I do em real nice
Ew.
Monday, September 27, 2010
Go Pats!
29 year-old Summer Love is "Looking for the right one!!"
Subject: Hey
SUMMERLOVE: Hey babe.. Would you like to chat?
I'm not a fan of being called 'babe' or 'baby' in any initial correspondence. I don't reply, so he sends another email.
Subject: Good afternoon
SUMMERLOVE: How are you?
ME: Great!
Direct and to the point. Notice I don't dive into a great discussion, because I'm really not interested.
SUMMERLOVE: So were you born and raised here?
Before I can respond, SUMMERLOVE sends another email.
Subject: hey
SUMMERLOVE: I take it you are not interested.. could have stated that from the beginning.
Call me crazy, but isn't the fact that I didn't reply to your initial email and then send a one word reply to your second email, a pretty good indicator that I wasn't interested? Just sayin' But that doesn't stop SUMMERLOVE from sending yet another email.
SUMMERLOVE: 781 XXX XX04
Why wouldn't he give me his number? Obviously, based on my email correspondence I am just DYING to talk to him!
ME:??? Why would you give me your phone number if you think I am not interested? That doesn't make any sense.
Maybe he thinks I'm playing hard to get?
SUMMERLOVE: Your supposed to call ;)
Or maybe I'm supposed to write this on a men's bathroom wall somewhere? Hmmm....
SUMMERLOVE: Would you like to go to the Patriots game?
As much as I'd love to go to a game, I think I'll have to pass on this one.
Subject: Hey
SUMMERLOVE: Hey babe.. Would you like to chat?
I'm not a fan of being called 'babe' or 'baby' in any initial correspondence. I don't reply, so he sends another email.
Subject: Good afternoon
SUMMERLOVE: How are you?
ME: Great!
Direct and to the point. Notice I don't dive into a great discussion, because I'm really not interested.
SUMMERLOVE: So were you born and raised here?
Before I can respond, SUMMERLOVE sends another email.
Subject: hey
SUMMERLOVE: I take it you are not interested.. could have stated that from the beginning.
Call me crazy, but isn't the fact that I didn't reply to your initial email and then send a one word reply to your second email, a pretty good indicator that I wasn't interested? Just sayin' But that doesn't stop SUMMERLOVE from sending yet another email.
SUMMERLOVE: 781 XXX XX04
Why wouldn't he give me his number? Obviously, based on my email correspondence I am just DYING to talk to him!
ME:??? Why would you give me your phone number if you think I am not interested? That doesn't make any sense.
Maybe he thinks I'm playing hard to get?
SUMMERLOVE: Your supposed to call ;)
Or maybe I'm supposed to write this on a men's bathroom wall somewhere? Hmmm....
SUMMERLOVE: Would you like to go to the Patriots game?
As much as I'd love to go to a game, I think I'll have to pass on this one.
Height Issues?
Doktor is an 5' 6 "independently wealthy/head bagger" and definitely not my type.
Subject: hi
DOKTOR: hey what's going on-- am upbeat and love to laugh... do you ever get to Boston? I went to school in Providence and know the area very well--let's get together
ME: Thanks so much for the email but I'd rather date someone that lives right in
Providence. Good luck on here.
DOKTOR: maybe I'm to tall for you
What?!
Subject: hi
DOKTOR: hey what's going on-- am upbeat and love to laugh... do you ever get to Boston? I went to school in Providence and know the area very well--let's get together
ME: Thanks so much for the email but I'd rather date someone that lives right in
Providence. Good luck on here.
DOKTOR: maybe I'm to tall for you
What?!
Jerk-Off Pics
29 year old Joseph is "Looking for easy going Gal."
Subject: Hi
OH MY GOSH SO R SO FCKING HOT HOT HOT I WOULD HIT THAT ASS ALL DAY LONG AND THEN SOME!!! Slap that ass!!! you got a nice butt honey.. I bet your sweet as sugar too!
Girl you got it going on. Your not my type but thanks for jerk off pics ha ha lol!!!
Really? I mean REALLY!? I don't understand the mentality behind emails like these. Are you looking to date? Or just hook-up? There's a whole section on Craiglist.org for just hook-ups. Maybe Joseph should look there. Oh and there is not ONE single picture of my ass on my profile, so I have no idea how he can infer any type of opinion on my budunkadunk. So instead of replying with a snide comment like I always do, I figure let's really ask what is going on here. So I do.
ME: Why the need to send a crude email?
JOSPEH: you don't like the fact i think your very attractive! Your like the
hottest girl on this silly site, your prob getting few hundred emails a day! later
He couldn't have just sent a polite email stating "I think you're attractive." ?!
JOSEPH: did that make you feel better?
ME: Was it supposed to?
Honestly, if you're trying to meet a nice girl to date, sending emails saying "Thanks for the jerkoff pics" isn't the way to go about it.
JOSEPH: oh if I said Hi! I'm Joseph, bla bla bla I have a degree in Business and Engineering bla bla have owned a business for 10 years bla bla I enjoy kayaking and hiking .... bla bla its boring you would not respond but if i send crap like i did i got a response and a little humor from it
Well, actually....
ME: Honestly, I would have taken you a lot more seriously had you sent something like that instead of "Thanks for the jerk off pics." I have a sense of humor, but that was crude and unclassy.
Best of luck to you on here.
JOSEPH: I you just want to hangout and go for a walk around Newport or something i would be up for that! I'm not much of a bar kind of guy I like the simple things in life.. I also have soft hands and give very good backrubs.. I also think you have the best boobies in the whole wide world!!!
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Subject: Hi
OH MY GOSH SO R SO FCKING HOT HOT HOT I WOULD HIT THAT ASS ALL DAY LONG AND THEN SOME!!! Slap that ass!!! you got a nice butt honey.. I bet your sweet as sugar too!
Girl you got it going on. Your not my type but thanks for jerk off pics ha ha lol!!!
Really? I mean REALLY!? I don't understand the mentality behind emails like these. Are you looking to date? Or just hook-up? There's a whole section on Craiglist.org for just hook-ups. Maybe Joseph should look there. Oh and there is not ONE single picture of my ass on my profile, so I have no idea how he can infer any type of opinion on my budunkadunk. So instead of replying with a snide comment like I always do, I figure let's really ask what is going on here. So I do.
ME: Why the need to send a crude email?
JOSPEH: you don't like the fact i think your very attractive! Your like the
hottest girl on this silly site, your prob getting few hundred emails a day! later
He couldn't have just sent a polite email stating "I think you're attractive." ?!
JOSEPH: did that make you feel better?
ME: Was it supposed to?
Honestly, if you're trying to meet a nice girl to date, sending emails saying "Thanks for the jerkoff pics" isn't the way to go about it.
JOSEPH: oh if I said Hi! I'm Joseph, bla bla bla I have a degree in Business and Engineering bla bla have owned a business for 10 years bla bla I enjoy kayaking and hiking .... bla bla its boring you would not respond but if i send crap like i did i got a response and a little humor from it
Well, actually....
ME: Honestly, I would have taken you a lot more seriously had you sent something like that instead of "Thanks for the jerk off pics." I have a sense of humor, but that was crude and unclassy.
Best of luck to you on here.
JOSEPH: I you just want to hangout and go for a walk around Newport or something i would be up for that! I'm not much of a bar kind of guy I like the simple things in life.. I also have soft hands and give very good backrubs.. I also think you have the best boobies in the whole wide world!!!
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