Monday, November 29, 2010

Sometimes Knowing How to Spell Isn't Everything...

From: HOZCOR
Subject: HELLO HUN
So I can spell


Great! Can't tell much by his photo, but let's take a gander at his profile. His interests? Beach and working out. His About Me section: ok well actions speek alot louder then words right? So get back for a real good guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Really?

HoZCorp is a little too old for my liking..and I can't tell what he looks like from the angles of his photos.


ME: LOL. That's a start, but I don't date smokers. Good luck on here.

HOZCOR: I don't smoke lol I'm in the gym 24 7 your way to picky

ME: I'm picky because I don't want to date a smoker?????

Your profile says:
Smoker? Occasionally


I'm picky? I said I don't date smokers. I didn't say I don't date left-handed brown-eyed men who wear Boston Red Sox hats at the gym. Now THAT is picky.

And what the hell..if you don't smoke, well then don't mark on your profile that you do!


HOZCOR: I well I don't date them either so ok I hear ya

I just delete that email.

A week later.....
From: HOZCOR
Subject: still don't smoke
So hi let me try this again lol Hi I'm Eric


THREE MINUTES LATER...
From: Hozcor
Subject: Hello
Hello So let me try this again , hi I'm Eric


I got it the first time, buddy.

ME: Hi, Eric! I'd like to date someone that does not want children.

HOZCOR: I really at this point wouldn't date you at all I seem very anal and that's such a ugly quality in a women you pretty but far from a 10 and even if you were a 10. That tude wouldn't allow you datable

I THINK he meant to say "you seem anal," but hey, who am I to argue?


ME: I have to agree with you, you do seem anal!

I'm definitely far from a 10..and you're far from being human. Good thing I don't want kids. Imagine what they'd look like!

Happy Thanksgiving!


HOZCOR: Well happy thanksgiving to you as well Why don't you reread your profile take A good look in the mirror

So I did take a good look in the mirror... and yep, I still don't want to date smokers OR reproduce. :)