True Life: I'm a Dating Disaster

If something can go wrong on a date, it will go wrong on MY date. I swear these crazy things only happen to me. I decided to venture into the world of online dating. Silly me. Why did I think that people online would be more normal than the whackjobs I meet IRL (In Real Life for you non-cyber folks) ? Below are the emails I've received from some strange, sometimes desperate males, on PlentyOfFish.com and Okcupid.com. I've copied and pasted my replies, as well as my thoughts. Enjoy!Xoxo

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

The Performer

Subject: Hey

hey whats up Hun... Ur profile got my atention I would luv to meet u... I'll be performing at this 1st Anual block party on North Main street Pawtucket R.I. aug. 15 this Saturday I'll be on stage around 5.. It ends at 7.. I would like to meet u

Does he want to meet me or is he looking for groupies?

Hmm.. I'm thinking these are all the women on POF he invited to meet him at his show.

1 comment:

ChunksJanuary 26, 2010 at 8:58 AM
LMAO! I think he just wanted to make sure he wasn't performing to a sold out show! LMAO....
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